Theo Hart

It's called a Pensive. : P 8/10

I find this quite cynical actually... It isn't funny or intelligent enough, methinks... Whoever made that a rule must have forgotten to clue me in. Eh? *blinkblink* Do you mean ...

You are given a corrupt-a-whish-o-matic, but, unfortunately, the CAWOM is actually a Heavy Lourde , which falls from the sky, crushing you and turning you into a paraplegic. Sorry. I ...

I browse Encyclopedia Dramatica occasionally and the random districts of 4Chan. Big Brother lieks mudkipz. LOL WUT And, of course, Anonymous's never-ending war against all things that produce Anti-Lul

Oooh... Purty. 10/10

I have done as such out of necessity. One such crazed night created this: What if Beauregard Was a Giant Chicken? Weirdest thing I've ever written, yet, it placed in ...

What do you think the line between descriptive, expressive, writing and purple prose is , exactly? What are the differences?

The pig lets out noxious fumes that terrify mankind and suffocate bananas! Poop goes the weasel! Your butt burns all week! END! Never! Don't forget flying squirrel monkeys and blueberry ...

For Clograbby's contest. April 8th, 1964: Columbia, South Carolina “It’s beautiful,” said Young Man as he gazed at the bus like a jewel aficionado over a three hundred carat diamond. ...

Sounds Tolkein-esque... Female. Elf. Perhaps a wee bit villainous? (Due to the double "S")

It was, essentially, a Sonic/Space Jam Crossover fan-fiction. *shudders* That is all. I will not elaborate. Otherwise, your imagination will explode with the non-awesome. The whole thing gives me the ...

I'll keep this in mind when I'm writing, as my current project has romance elements.

I act out my characters occasionally, including physical mannerisms, but only for a few hours--max. Anything more and I'd have to sign myself into a mental institution, mostly because I ...

"Fire wielding , huh? Sounds a lot like your dad, Harry." --Donik Carak "Yeah, yeah, but it nearly kills 'em every time he tries it." --Harold Churchill "What are you ...

Q: What's your full name and what is it's meaning? A: In a way, I have two names. There's "Donik," my first name, which I could throw away if I ...